Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Two Drunks

Have you heard this one?
two drunks sit in a bar
one says,
" I've got a soft spot for whores."
"I wish it was between my legs instead of in my heart."
" I would be a healthier and richer man."
the other says
"your soft in the head."
"women scare the shit out of you.

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